
why i love steven: he let me he him in the face with a pillow, hard.
me: babe.
me: babe!
me: BABE!
steven: huh?
me: did you hear a word i just said to you?
steven: you know i’m watching t.v. thats not fair.
me: let me hit you in the face with this pillow.
steven: no!
me: come on. it would make me feel a lot better.
steven: fine.
SMACK!
me: i feel better now.