June 2011
7 posts
conversations with steven
steven: you treat me like a child
me: i don't treat you like a child
steven: *silence
me: whats wrong?
steven: i spilt juice all over your pillow
me: this is why i treat you like a child. you are like my four year old child.
dear… you know who you are,
i hate when everything in life is going so well and then reality decides to come back and slap you right in the face, hard. no one deserves this. especially you; you are the absolute last person. i wish, oh how i wish, i could take all your pain away and protect you from ever being hurt like this again. you put on a good face, as do i, but we both know how the...
May 2011
13 posts
conversations with steven
steven: now that you have an ipod with a lot of room you should make a wedding playlist.
revelation
i had a revelation yesterday that i was not happy being a business major. actually, i’ve felt like this for awhile but yesterday was the day i decided to change my major. i will now be referring to myself as a criminal justice major. thank you very much. its not official yet, but it will be. i’m overly happy about my decision. i don’t know why i didn’t think for this two...
April 2011
24 posts
conversations with megan
me: i was going to by an iphone but the guy told me its $50 a month
megan: yeah
me: going from paying nothing to paying $50
me: no thank you
megan: how do you not pay anything?
me: my mom pays for it
megan: oh my god ashley, growup!
megan: don't you want to move out?
me: are you kidding?
me: i won't move out until my mom kicks me out...
me: which will never happen.
move out? for what? so i can pay bills and make my own dinner? NO THANK YOU.
besides my mom loves me, she never wants me to leave. and i love her too. i have it great at home, and i know that.
move out; crazy talk.
conversations with steven
steven: call me later.
me: okay, bye.
steven: i love you!
me: sorry, i love you too.
steven: i just mentally spit in your face.
me: babe!
steven: did that taste good?
i don’t think i’ve talked to my dad in almost three months, maybe. somewhere in that ballpark.
he called today to tell me happy easter.
one minute and 40 second phone call does the trick.
i won’t hear from him until father’s day most likely.
and you wonder why i don’t talk to you…
conversations with steven
steven: where are you going to take me to dinner?
me: where are you going to take me to dinner? you owe me dinner.
steven: wienerschnitzel!
me: wienerschnitzel?
steven: well, i want to take you somewhere you like.
me: thanks.
steven: i'll take you somewhere nice soon.
me: thanks babe.
he is a little ridiculous and not so romantic at times but i love him.
why i love steven: he let me he him in the face with a pillow, hard.
me: babe. me: babe! me: BABE! steven: huh? me: did you hear a word i just said to you? steven: you know i’m watching t.v. thats not fair. me: let me hit you in the face with this pillow. steven: no! me: come on. it would make me feel a lot better. steven: fine.
SMACK!
me: i feel better now.
March 2011
11 posts
Think about this one over break; a conscience is what hurts when everything else...
– Professor Paul Graff, FIN 240
on the up and up
thats my life right now. everything is on the up and up.
school, well its still school. but it is going much better than it was when i was in my liitle slump and just wanted to quit. i still don’t like school, i still don’t know why or what i’m doing there but i am doing something and it is going great.
family, well my mom loves me. that makes me happy. it makes me happy that i...